Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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