69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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