Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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