We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this just has baby written all over it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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