i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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