There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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