I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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