Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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