Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
