sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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