i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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