How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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