The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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