So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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