Don't make out with my wife yet
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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