Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They took my balls.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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