that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I believe in your delicious
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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