Hey man sorry I got all grabby
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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