i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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