This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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