I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
