i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
