I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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