Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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