it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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