I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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