i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
