If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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