Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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