but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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