I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just cropdusted the office
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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