He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
