haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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