I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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