just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
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ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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