U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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