just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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