Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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