and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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