I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Randomize