She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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