So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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