i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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