The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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