Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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