maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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