Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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