This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have aggressive nipples.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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