awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
