Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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