Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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