i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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